Dollhouse Lesson

When I turned eight, I was given a dollhouse. A two-story, post-World War II style with plastic furniture and a plastic family of four.

It was plenty of toy to stir my imagination — for a while. But just when I started tiring of moving around the furniture, I overheard my parents. My dad had lost his job. I was too young to know the impact of that news. It just gave me a whole new angle for my playing: I pretended the dollhouse father had lost his job!

To save money, my little family rented out the first floor of its house and lived only on the second floor. That required many decisions. . . and I relished every one. Which furniture was absolutely required? What could the family do without? Could some pieces do double duty? Could others be stacked?

When my mother saw I was using only the top floor of my dollhouse, she was curious. I explained the family’s reversal of fortune.

“I see,” she said, “but why is the toilet at the dining room table?”

“Because with the toilet lid down, it’s a chair, mama! It can be a toilet AND a chair!” I chirped. Noticing her somewhat shocked look, I quickly added, “No one minds sitting on the toilet-chair at dinner. The family is just happy to be together.”

Twenty years into our marriage . . . Lyle and I bought a magnificent house. I had grown up in a one bedroom Chicago apartment with my parents, my grandma, and my uncle. Oh, but I had dreamed about a magnificent house all my life. Our house had everything I ever imagined — a circle drive, a foyer large enough to hold a grand piano comfortably, a kitchen like you see in the movies — and more.

While the whole place was truly beautiful, the 1300 square foot master bedroom suite was my hands-down favorite. In addition to the usual things found in a wonderful bedroom, ours had a kitchen — microwave, sink, refrigerator, and table for two with a garden view. A sitting area — couch, TV, lots of books and magazines. A fully equipped work-out room; a state-of-the-art rain shower, steam bath, and Toto Toilet; and a private deck replete with a fountain.

And then there was my closet, my favorite within my favorite. It had a built-in dresser with one enormous jewelry drawer that held all my sparkling pieces. I could see all my jewelry as well as all my clothes and shoes and purses at one time. I was in heaven every time I had to get dressed.

Ten years later . . . Lyle and I had our own reversal of fortune. We sold that house and moved into The Little House — 375 square feet of remodeled garage — miniature kitchen appliances but no oven, a shower but no tub, and one modest closet for us to share. (One of us had to wait at the foot of the bed while the other selected the day’s clothes.)

I missed the luxuries of the big house very much, but we were happy in both places.

Sometimes I wonder if overhearing my parents’ troubles and then downsizing my dollhouse prepared me for the financial ups and downs I faced as an adult. No one knows from one day to the next what her fortune will be. Life offers no guarantee of continuity. Rags to riches, riches to rags. It happens.

So maybe the best attitude is simply this: Enjoy the home you’re in. And if you find yourself at your table — grand or modest — enjoying a meal with the people you love? Embrace it to the fullest — regardless of what you’re sitting on.

The Problem of the Office Kitchen

I have a nickname at my office, a nickname I gave myself: The Kitchen Bitch. Somebody has to be it, and I figured it might as well be me and it might as well be called just what it is. Who wants to see somebody else’s dirty bowl soaking in a sink?! It’s bad enough at home, but in an office? Yuck! 

So when a cup is left on the counter or an empty coffee pot remains on the burner, I send a friendly reminder. As the mother of six, I’ve had plenty of practice at friendly reminding. Giving multiple friendly reminders to the same offender doesn’t bother me one bit. In fact, I think it adds credibility to my title.

Joel, a team member, framed and posted this photo in the office kitchen with the caption, “The look you get when you leave a dirty dish in the sink.”

Joel has seen that look before. He said my look would deter anyone from leaving a mess in our office kitchen. That’s especially amusing, because Joel is a repeat offender. Bless his heart!

The Sound of Silly

I had my hearing checked this week. I already knew I was having problems with hearing in my left ear. First, because when I put that ear down on my pillow, I can’t hear a thing. (Sometimes that’s a blessing. Think: snoring husband.) Second, because during a similar test a dozen years ago I was told that I’d lost most of the hearing in the mid-range of that ear.

People seem more kind to adults with vision problems than those with hearing problems. They eventually get annoyed at having to repeat everything once or twice. I don’t want to be any more annoying than I already am, so I know I’m headed for some sort of hearing device.

Plus — I don’t want to miss a thing! I want to hear it all — especially every word spoken by my grandchildren, the most darling, smart, lovable children on the planet today! 

When I got the test results from the audiologist, I figured I should let my teammates know right away. I texted Adela: “I just found out I have only 84% hearing in my left ear. The good news is the tester gave me a list of the 12 sounds I can’t hear, so starting right now, please stop using words with any of those sounds in them. Thank you. Tell Christi to do the same.”

Adela wrote back, “Please send the list of the 12 sounds so we can create a unique way to communicate, and you won’t know what we’re talking about.”

The Road Less Traveled

My sense of direction is missing. I seem to have none at all. No joke. None. Or maybe I’m just weird in the way I perceive things. 

Take my driving to a barn party yesterday. The hostess had sent clear directions. I checked on a map. I studied it until I understood the directions completely. Then, to be doubly sure, I programmed the address into my GPS. How could I go wrong?

Well, I did. It took me 45 minutes to drive to the party and 12 minutes to drive home. Why? Because I was unable to identify what was a road. The “road” looked like a driveway to me. Or a trail. Or maybe a footpath. But surely not a road. Not a road to turn down. No. Not at all. Not a road. No.

That’s what did me in. I didn’t turn on “the second road after the left turn” because I would never, ever in a million year think of that gravel strip as a road.

But I didn’t give up. I went back and forth over the same two-lane ACTUAL road several times until I finally figured out the “road” I was supposed to turn down. 

I’m glad I didn’t give up. The party was fun and very happy, celebrating two wonderful middle-aged people about to be married. Living proof that love is lovelier the second time around. 

Not always true of finding a destination, however.

Lightweight Solution to Worrying

I don’t like carrying a heavy purse. Maybe it’s part of the minimalistic approach I’ve taken as I’ve gotten older. As soon as I figured out it was the tweny-two dollars in change rolling around in the bottom of my purse that were the culprits, I put a jar in the corner of my pantry. I throw all my loose change into it as soon as I come home from the store. Keeps my purse from weighing me down. 

As I was dropping in some dimes today, I realized that I want my heart to be as light as my purse. I thought about making a jar for my senseless worrying. You know — writing my anxieties on slips of paper, putting the papers into jar. Why do I get so heavy-hearted about some things, I wondered? It’s as if I’m looking for things to go wrong, dreaming up bad outcomes of neutral situations. Most of the things I fret about never even materialize!

To be completely honest (another behavior I’ve fully embraced as I’ve aged), I don’t think a worry jar would work for me, so I haven’t set up one. But the coin jar experience made me more keenly aware of what a waste of time worrying is!

So now, dropping coins into the coin jar is a reminder to let go of my worries. My change makes me change.

Connect Whenever You Have a Chance

The Family Crumb is our daughter Annie’s traveling bakery. Today she sold her vegan, sour-dough loaves at Onyx Coffee Lab in downtown Bentonville.

People love her bread and pretzels and cookies, and so do I. I arrived at her pop-up early to snag one of her amaranth muffins — perfect with a steaming cup of coffee on a cold, February morning. 

Buyers wandered in, lured by the smell of her fresh bread and her friendly manner. Annie introduced me to Sarah, one of her regulars. As Sarah shook my hand, she smiled and said, “Oh, your hand is so soft and warm.”

“At this age, soft and warm describes the condition of my whole body not just my hands,” I said. 

As Sarah and I chatted, I wrestled with the idea of giving away part of my wonderful muffin to this almost stranger. Then I remembered something my mother always said, “When you eat food in front of others, share it with them. It brings you closer.” Ultimately, I did share with Sarah, and we had a lovely conversation between nibbles.. 

It’s a good way to live — breaking bread (or muffin) with a new friend.